Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

world peace

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

breasts

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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