Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Please Rape William Wright

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Buzi vagy!

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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