- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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