1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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black people

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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