- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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