A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Nah

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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