What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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