- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Walnut

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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my shift key is broken1

Seven

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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