- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

You were born.

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