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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You were born.

You have friends

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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