- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

how may i help you

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Moo! I'm a goat!

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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