- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Moo! I'm a goat!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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