why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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girls basketball

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Illumati Confirmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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