- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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