- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Lets go Yankees

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Today is March 22.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Women's rights

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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whats 69+2? 71

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