- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Carrot fingers

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

The government

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

kaite is dumb that is true

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Nice belt.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Justin Bieber's mother.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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