Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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My wife made me a sandwich

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honest politician

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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