Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A ginger was with his friends

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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