Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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