- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Your Mom

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

If you were a cactus, why?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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