what's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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