A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Obama

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