Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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