A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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