- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

NEVER

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Bacon is delcious.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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