knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Jake. Walsh.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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