- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

The NBA and womens sports

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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