why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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