what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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