What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Error 37.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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