- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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why does column have a letter n?

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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