What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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I have a gay camel

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Needless to say,

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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