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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Rick santorum

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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