- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Where's my tractor?

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

this is not a joke.

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