- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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