- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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