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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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