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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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