- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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