What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Scott Gomez

u suck

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Black Friday

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

smell the vitamin C

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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