What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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guess what chicken butt

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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