- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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