- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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