Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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knock knock

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What the hell are you doing?

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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