- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A French man gets into a fight

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Justin Bieber hits puberty

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I am a joke. I am funny.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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