- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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