- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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