What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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WHAT????

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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