What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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