why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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knock knock come in!

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What do I hate? people

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Anti Joke

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