- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What swims in the ocean? Fish

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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