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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

I <3 Hitler

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Women's Rights

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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